Would Your Rather?

Subject: Would Your Rather?

liamb17 24.06.22 - 10:24pm
Then youre lucky not to be in that profession peta. Although to be honest, youd be skint (lol) * +

peta 24.06.22 - 10:29pm
True virtue to be broke, but not desperate.

Takes great fortitude. Ill stick to that side. (Good)

Anything else of your typical puerility before you scurry on being desperate elsewhere?

* +

budgiesmuggler 24.06.22 - 11:24pm
I drive the Porsche my bi**h wife bought me away from the job I hate.

I arrive 10 minutes late for my daily ball kicking.
I'm walking out with an ice pack on my balls when suddenly..
Tiny elephants.
must have been like a thousand of them.
I stomp them on the way back to the car

I throw the now filthy Yeezys my c*nt wife bought me away and drive off.

Big Don calls me and invites me over.

I'm stopped at a red light and a bu m tries to wash my windscreen.
He does a bad job.
I tell him he did a bad job and should feel bad.
I break his squeegee.

I arrive at Don's and he's setting a camera up in front of a black sofa.
He presses record and we start making out.
He's passionately l*cking and sucking my amputated leg stump when Liam walks in and says 'it is time'
'i am ready' I reply.

Liam forces me to chew as don po0ps in my mouth.
I feel my body changing.
I am getting younger.
My power is building.
I am Dr Manshatton.
I dematerialise, leaving nothing behind but a hardened po0p cast of my face.

I travel to a state where abortion is banned to start breeding my army.

Liam wears the po0p cast mask while pleasuring don and gets a 20 million dollar tip because it was the best he's ever had. * +

iilmadme 25.06.22 - 12:04am
fu*k's sakes (lol) * +

ogdenz 25.06.22 - 12:44am

@ budgiesmuggler - 24.06.22 - 11:24pm
I drive the Porsche my bi**h wife bought me away from the job I hate.

I arrive 10 minutes late for my daily ball kicking.
I'm walking out with an ice pack on my balls when suddenly..
Tiny elephants.
must have been like a thousand of them.
I stomp them on the way back to the car

I throw the now filthy Yeezys my c*nt wife bought me away and drive off.

Big Don calls me and invites me over.

I'm stopped at a red light and a bu m tries to wash my windscreen.
He does a bad job.
I tell him he did a bad job and should feel bad.
I break his squeegee.

I arrive at Don's and he's setting a camera up in front of a black sofa.
He presses record and we start making out.
He's passionately l*cking and sucking my amputated leg stump when Liam walks in and says 'it is time'
'i am ready' I reply.

Liam forces me to chew as don po0ps in my mouth.
I feel my body changing.
I am getting younger.
My power is building.
I am Dr Manshatton.
I dematerialise, leaving nothing behind but a hardened po0p cast of my face.

I travel to a state where abortion is banned to start breeding my army.

Liam wears the po0p cast mask while pleasuring don and gets a 20 million dollar tip because it was the best he's ever had.