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Subject: The curse of Kipling
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crail 30.01.23 - 06:30am
(Lol) ET's turbo finger * +

budgiesmuggler 30.01.23 - 10:27am

@ free.soul70 - 30.01.23 - 06:24am
Now look here. Do you take me for someone who believes in speciesism? A queen Xenomorph is perfectly acceptable to fantastize over, but when you sit there watching ET, and you imagine ET's finger crossing over into your ars*hole while you ride a children's bicycle. Then I have a serious problem.

I keep telling professor that this is not right, but he doesn't listen AND he makes those dirty little pies with the same fingers. (spew)

As far as alien sex fantasies go..
It's fairly tame.
Weird as fu*k and should probably be illegal,
But tame.

My last one..
thunder storm.
in the jungle.
I'm hiding from the rain under Adrien Brodys nose when a beserker Yautja appears.

I bend over and offer myself.
He takes me.
it's amazing.

I trip the rope trap tying the Yautja to a tree.
'my turn bi**h'

I take off his mask and use it to snap his teeth out.

His screams attract the rest of his hunting party.

They arrive just as I'm finishing in his mouth minge.

I spit on his face and say 'whos top predator now bi**h ?' then walk away.

To honour my bravery. One of the elder Yautja gifts me an antique hand-stitched leather dildo which once belonged to Blackbeard the pirate

But yeah..
That E.T. sh*t is weird as. * +

ladibud 31.01.23 - 07:05am

@ chiksta - 29.01.23 - 10:06am
You give him all the attention he needs. Hook line n sinker (lol)

well this is true. * +

ladibud 31.01.23 - 07:08am

@ shadow27 - 28.01.23 - 11:05pm
Keep making more IDs little bug (laugh3) it's so funny to see you make tag after tag.

So much fun taunting you about it, too.

you do realise it's not only Liam? I see you haven't figured out who the other one is yet. Because I'm not here much I missed it at first. But then it hit me (lol) but you haven't figured it out yet. e.g. who this emo one was and who he is now. the answer isn't the sous chef. *

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