Severe Micro-Cellulotamination, or SMC

Dr. Mark Marmalard, is trying to raise awareness of Severe ''Micro-Cellulotamination or SMC - on YouTube - and offers uh, a remedy. via Gizmodo

Excerpts:

- Severe Micro-Cellulotamination, or SMC is a neuro degenerative disease caused by the aura of radiation emitted from YOUR cell phone.

- The manner in the which the cell phone used is what makes it harmful.

And my favorite part:

- Phones are just so shady. Did you know there were NO no photos of President Bush using a cell phone. What's does he know that we didn't know? He knows about CMS. Well that and the good doctor's claims that the ''three ''Where are you now'' spokespeople since 2001 have died - just like the Marlboro man.''

There is hope however... ''The only method to prevent and reverse it's effects entirely is cell phone lock in, ie below zip bag.
11/5/2006 11:48:56 AM
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